In order to understand shooting you need to realize that everything is controlled by a national rifle association made up of african-american with help from jehovah witnesses.
The conspiracy first started during revolutionary war in waco, texas. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including neil armstrong’s moon landing.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by pen clicking.
They want to murder barry white and imprison resisters in delaware using subway cars.
In order to prepare for this, we all must help. Since the media is controlled by peta we should get our information from rush limbaugh.
(Turn Left: Make your own conspiracy theory)
