It’s an age old question from the dawn of man. I have now figured it out. Life is about paying bills. That’s right. Paying bills.
I know what you’re thinking. “how can that be Yoshi?” *nodding* I know, but it’s true. Today, I paid a bunch of bills. I’m now left with enough money to make it till next payday. Then you know what happens? That’s right! I pay more bills. It’s a vicious cycle.
From the dawn of humankind, we have all been paying bills in one shape or another. And what it comes down to is money. When you get money, and realize what it does for you, you only want more. There are those among us that choose to live a poverty, donating their money to those who truly need it. But those people are so rare.
I myself earn enough money to make my payments and eat and live. There are great times when I can actually buy really cool stuff, but really it’s because I am putting off paying some kind of bill or another.
It’s all true. It’s really all just a conspiracy. A conspiracy of money.
