For those of you who are like “Um…why the hell would you get naked and wrapped in plastic?” I want to clarify what is up with that. 
It’s a Twin Peaks reference if you didn’t know already. The whole TV series was based on “Who killed Laura Palmer” who was found “dead, wrapped in plastic”. So there you have it.
something else I noticed today:
Static electricity can still shock you, even through clothes. Don’t think those layers of clothes are going to help you.
Speaking of which, static electricity can be intense! One girl at work walked through this one doorway that had tinsel hanging (xmas ornaments) and as she walked by these bolts of electricity shocked her! Intense I say. Intense! Needless to say, she got more than a jump.
Yes, I have the attention span of a…oh look something shiny. It’s my precious it is!
Add-on: So who’s going to buy the new Harry Potter book when it’s out? hmmm?
